Congratulations, you died!

You are now dead and buried with nothing better to do than read some stories about other people dying to make you feel better about your own death.

These are some real recounts (not really) of some deaths I have experienced (in my imagination). And throughout this journey you’re going to come on me with you will understand just how much the world (me included) is messed up since most of this stuff happens in real life.

Happy Death Day, I hope you are well. And have not died today.